|the one, the only, THE ELEVETOR THEORY!!!
||[May. 3rd, 2005|08:11 pm]
STONERS UNITE! The Dirty Secrets of Digimon!
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|||||Because I was High- Afroman||]|
Ok, so I didn't find it. But, lucky for my ass's sake, I had a bit of it typed out. Realize that I am on a major hunt for this journal, and my shoes suddenly smell like dryer lint. Where did that come from? Well, they do. Weird. Ok so.... after this ::short:: trial excerp, I will explain to you the Infamous ELEVATOR THEORY! Ok, so, here we go!
TAKERU ON TRIAL
“Your Honor,” began Jyou, getting to his feet. “We are here to present to you the case—-your Honor?”
Yagami Taichi, the judge, was busy doing tricks with a shiny red yo-yo, and didn’t notice that someone was addressing him until a law book flew through the air and pegged him on the head. He did notice then. “What do you want from me?” he cried, ducking behind the dais. “I swear I didn’t mean to steal the chicken! It was just sitting there next to the ketchup! It was taunting meee!! Here, I’ll regurgitate it!” He was just in the process of sticking his fingers down his throat when Yamato chucked the courtroom’s bible at him. “OW!”
“Can we get on with this, Taichi?” he snapped. “We need to get Takeru behind bars!”
“Ok, sure, can do! Bailiff--!” began Tai, but he was suddenly interrupted.
“No! I have the right to a fair trial!” retorted Takeru, sticking his tongue at Yamato and blowing him a raspberry.
“That’s why we’re here, you rape artist!” shouted Yamato.
“I am not a rape artist!”
“If I believed that for a second, Taichi wouldn’t be dressed as a judge!”
“He’s not.” Everyone glanced at Tai, and, sure enough, he was dressed in the same clothes he’d worn the day before. “So I win.”
“Tai, I told you to change clothes!” whined Yamato. “Those are the same clothes you wore to my place last night!”
“Nuh uh!” argued Tai. “These are your pants! …and your boxers too, I think.” He disappeared behind the stand, then re-appeared a minute later. “Yup! These are yours!”
Then Reilon lost the story. Flame me if you will, I AM SO SORRY!! But, on a better note, The Infamous Kitty-Chiu and Reilon Imura wish to introduce to whatever readers are out there... THE ELEVATOR THEORY! This is a theory for Digimon: Frontier, so you kinda have to see the series to get it. Anywho...
When Takuya dove through the elevator doors, he purposely pressed the 'close door' button to keep Kouichi away from Kouji. You see, Takuya was madly in love with Kouji, and knew that Kouichi could do nothing but come between the little nothing they already had. So, in desire to spread the truth, we list the TRUTH below...
POPULAR BELIEF: Kouichi fell down the stairs.
EDITED: He was drunk.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: Takuya put axel grease on the stairs so Kouichi would slip.
POPULAR BELIEF: Kouji is cold and aloof
EDITED: He is a mentally unstable psychopath murderer
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: He was stoned.
POPULAR BELIEF: KoujiXIzumi
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: KoujiXKouichi
POPULAR BELIEF: KoujiXTakuya
EDITED: Hot lemon shonen-ai
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: Takuya stalked Kouichi, who stalked Kouji. Takuya got Kouji tripped on some sort of acid and raped him. ^^
POPULAR BELIEF: Bokomon
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: It's Kagome in a Digimon form
POPULAR BELIEF: Junpei preforms magic tricks
EDITED: Avada Kedavra!
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: He can pull rabbits out of other people's... (use your imagination)
POPULAR BELIEF: Kouji would never have helped Kouichi if Takuya hadn't pushed him to do so.
EDITED: Kouji was stoned again.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: Takuya wanted Kouji to kill Kouichi.
POPULAR BELIEF: Cherubimon decieved Kouichi
EDITED: Kouichi was drunk
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED: Cherubimon was a circus hypnotist hired by Takuya to trick Kouichi.
Reilon-san: Ok, that's about it for now. PLEASE, people, I don' wanna sound desparate, but I need some comments, flames, whatever on this! I NEED IDEAS!! No, seriously, there's got to be at least 1 person out there who thinks Kouji is a stoner. Or Kouichi as a drunk. (no, seriously, the way he fell down the stairs... drunkard.)